Who in fact did not even leave the house on election-day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done, and have every RIGHT to complain as loud as I want, about the mess YOU created, that I had nothing to do with. And if we had a list like that, I wouldn't mind that brilliant judge in Alabama displaying it prominently in the courthouse wall. Do you? You don't. You have no choice. First of all, its meaningless. Well off-course not only is it possible its inevitable and thats when he's at his very best and that's when he trots out the really good stuff. It will be a lot of fun. Their own habitat. ', Defense of 2nd Spanish Republic - 1936, Jimmy Reid: 'A rat race is for rats. Reading the text, it sounds like a reasonably serious essaywell, sort of. This legendary rant is even better when read. 190 0 obj It's a big club, and you ain't in it. George Carlin: I'm in Hollywood, Los Angeles. I think I have done that bit', BAFTA acceptance, Leading Actress - 2019, Axel Scheffler: 'The book wasn't called 'No Room on the Broom! Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. 0000008961 00000 n
They want obedient workers. e d u / e t d)/Rect[230.8867 233.3227 416.9463 245.0414]/StructParent 4/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> startxref I don't words that conceal reality. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and taboo subjects. [FINAL NOTE: If you want to dig deeper into Carlins brilliant mind vis--vis comments on politicians and the doublespeak they are prone to use, check out The Consultation Institutes George Carlin on the language of politics. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. I on the other hand, who did not vote, WHO DID NOT VOTE. Theres a reason. That's the problem." "Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." " Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." m o n t c l a i r . Everyone experiences pain, of course. They come from American parents, and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses, and American universities. He was regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comics of all time. The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Real connection comes from being present with other people, from having meaningful conversations, from doing things together. (LAUGHS). Then you're just what they're looking for. Do you think its possible that one of these POLITICIANS whose judgment is so poor that he honestly thinks of himself as serving the Nation might occasionally be expected to indulge in little patriotism huh What do you think? Yeah the public sucks. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. He was a spiritual atheist as an adult. If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. George Carlin: 'Politicians don't actually say things, they INDICATE Complete biography of George Carlin . It's like a sewer of hate and stupidity. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. That's a big activity here in Washington! m o n t c l a i r . As long he included one additional commandment: Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. https://www.scripts.com/writer/george_carlin/6024. While breaking down these claims on political correctness, Carlin implements his own set of values. 0 Now hes on the side of law and order, jiu jitsu really: POLITICIAN:WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SO WE CAN GET THE FACTS OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. We dont have people like that in this country. Please validate my existence. He is mostly non-political except for his involvement with the environmental organization, Greenpeace. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS . I, on the other handwho did not votewho did not votewho, in fact, did not even leave the house on Election Day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain as loud as I want about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with. Oh, and I cant finish without recommending the routine Carlin calls his Incomplete List of Impolite Words. 11 Profound Quotes on Politics by George Carlin Some parents deserve respect. Its a big club, and you aint in it! And there you have it, a transcript of George Carlin's take on social media. George Carlin (1937-2008): Legendary Comedian Challenged Status Quo Dog, Cat, Thinking. They dont pass through a membrane from some other reality. Everybodys at the mall scratching his ass, picking his nose, taking out his credit card out of a fannie-pack, and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them. 183 0 obj You have no choice! The Wealthy the REAL owners! We don't need that many. I dont vote. Now, folks, a question for you. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Montclair State University Digital Commons [Brain Droppings] | C-SPAN.org Theyve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. And secondly, I dont vote cause I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now having somewhat successfully established my Press credentials and because you and I have at-least one thing in common which is that all of us deal with language all the time, I thought it might be nice today for me to come to you with some of my language complaints, certainly not to blame them on you, although off-course youre implicated. Carlin was brought up Irish Catholic but grew into an outspoken atheist. Well where do people think these politicians come from? Yeah, let's share our every thought and feeling with the entire world, because that's what we need, more information. everybody complains about politicians. 25l`|xs[e>L;}_}S +Fn-RWErk^7=fa,|~'RsiYK@"4W/:iVDrZWV)^:i\9KnwmVYi5v b^mfYN.[ T*gvIc"f=di^fE)SGO Results like these do not belong on the rsum of a Supreme Being. But, listen to Georges delivery in the video and it comes across much more as stand-up humor. Look them in the eye, shake their hand, and share your thoughts and feelings in person. )'B^E_2yKg&. Then, as the controversy continues to heat up, he moves to his next level of complaint: POLITICIAN:THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION. ,G0p%:::400-: @%L`n((lax@\0eF,q] \ .P+4 d3;P hnN*S fxsH>XDAA#beae:i5rY3h11(31013a_p_&]37CD\&k2N@TD}. What a great idea. Maybe you'll find some of the features useful , Ignore this comment if your post doesn't have a prompt. A person who routinely spends his days torturing the language complains; POLITICIAN:THEY TWISTED MY WORDS. George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing - English Transcript. BRAND: That's comedian George. From people in all walks of life usually the person in question who has committed some unspeakable act. Transcript. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. I still cant find a flaw in it, or anything even exaggerated. George has been quoted as calling this his favourite HBO special of them all due to its continuous flow-on nature and high standard of writing. PDF Not Just A Game Transcript - Media Education Foundation I dont always agree with everything he says, but I always listen. (LAUGHS). George Carlin - National Press Club May 19, 1999. We're not rats', Rectorial address, Glasgow University - 1972, For Geoffrey Tozer: 'I have to say we all let him down', by Paul Keating - 2009, for James Baldwin: 'Jimmy. Everybody says they suck. Were fucked. But, the Incomplete List highlights his exceptional understanding of, love for, and talent with language, sound, and rythmn. Comedian George Carlin addressed members and guests of the National Press Club in Washington, DC. Oh boy. (6K"F;nyV-()*bt3QgsX;a\IC'h%7. He missed this one. And the problem is, we're comparing our real lives to other people's highlight reels. for Caitlin & Johnny - 2015, Korey Soderman (via Kyle): 'All our lives I have used my voice to help Korey express his thoughts, so today, like always, I will be my brothers voice' for Kyle and Jess - 2014, Bruce Springsteen: 'They're keepers of some of the most beautiful sonic architecture in rock and roll', Induction U2 into Rock Hall of Fame - 2005, Olivia Colman: 'Done that bit. Quote by George Carlin: "Now, there's one thing you might have noticed 0000003901 00000 n
I do not own this video. (But First, Answer Me This). Local elections, special elections, and mid-terms, especially. His political commentary was scathing and on par with any of the greats, Pryor, Chappelle, Bruce. Full transcript of George Carlin's "Dumb Americans," excerpted from "Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO. They own you. They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. We're all becoming like Goldfish, swimming around in our own little bowls, looking at the world through a curved piece of glass. So put down your phone, step away from the computer, and go out into the world. George Carlin returns to the stage in Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theater in New York City for HBO. Vodafone Ad. Most of the images you will find here are available for license or purchase. George Carlin. 160 Copy quote. George Carlin does not need my platitudes, but I will still proffer them. If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people, and they get into office and screw everything up, well you are responsible for what they have done, YOU caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain. The more we pointed out the foolishness of our "superiors," the more they kept us down. It's like we're all living in a never-ending episode of MTV Cribs. People like to twist that around. Quote by George Carlin: "Political correctness is America's newest form Carlin is usually spot on. User Clip: George Carlin - National Press Club May 19, 1999 George Carlin Discusses 'Silly Putty and Napalm' Aired June 08, 2001 - 21:00 ET. They don't fall out of the sky. Carlin, for 40-years, was one of the greatest comedians ever. They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Everybody complains about politicians. Another favorite distortion is Public Service. Watching the video and reading the transcript are, interestingly, two different experiences. Off-course no politician would admit to such a lowly station as working in Government. And don't get me started on the selfies. Nothing wrong with the planet. But the POLITICIANS, god bless them or something like that, they're are at their most entertaining when they're are in trouble. 194 0 obj He was raised an Irish Catholic, even an alter boy, and attended a Catholic school until the age of 15, when he dropped out of school.[1]. Well, if you ask me, it's more like the land of the self-obsessed and the home of the vain. "Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. I think the list of commandments was deliberately and artificially inflated to get it up to ten. I just wanna put this thing behind me and get on with my life (CLAPS, LAUGHS). [masturbation gestures] It doesnt mean a fucking thing. And of course, they're all looking for that dopamine hit of getting likes and comments from people who agree with them. You crowned us', by Toni Morrison - 1988, for Michael Gordon: '13 days ago my Dads big, beautiful, generous heart suddenly stopped beating', by Scott and Sarah Gordon - 2018, Tara Westover: 'Your avatar isn't real, it isn't terribly far from a lie', The Un-Instagrammable Self, Northeastern University - 2019, Tim Minchin: 'Being an artist requires massive reserves of self-belief', WAAPA - 2019, Atul Gawande: 'Curiosity and What Equality Really Means', UCLA Medical School - 2018, Abby Wambach: 'We are the wolves', Barnard College - 2018, Eric Idle: 'America is 300 million people all walking in the same direction, singing 'I Did It My Way'', Whitman College - 2013, Shirley Chisholm: ;America has gone to sleep', Greenfield High School - 1983, Joe Marler: 'Get back on the horse', Harlequins v Bath pre game interview - 2019, Ray Lewis : 'The greatest pain of my life is the reason I'm standing here today', 52 Cards -, Mel Jones: 'If she was Bradman on the field, she was definitely Keith Miller off the field', Betty Wilson's induction into Australian Cricket Hall of Fame - 2017, Jeff Thomson: 'Its all those people that help you as kids', Hall of Fame - 2016, Dan Angelucci: 'The Best (Best Man) Speech of all time', for Don and Katherine - 2019, Hallerman Sisters: 'Oh sister now we have to let you gooooo!' Not affiliated with OpenAI. Hi speech lovers,With costs of hosting website and podcast, this labour of love has become a difficult financial proposition in recent times. Fuck hope!. Fuck em! Who Does George Carlin Represent? | by Michael Thompson | Medium 0000001936 00000 n
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Beep Boop, this was generated by by ChatGPT. stream But hey, I guess it's just part of my glamorous jet-setting lifestyle.'. I'm getting tired of that shit. Comedian George Carlin, who died Sunday of heart failure at 71, was known for an act featuring "seven dirty words" that became the focus of a Supreme Court case. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet? Everybody says they suck. He spoke about his book "Brain Droppings" and answered questions submitted by the audience. <<76B7883B53B3B2110A00D082ECFCFC7F>]/Prev 777933>> everybody complains about politicians. This is the best we can do, folks. No contest. You know, say, boy, he really . I'm so interesting, I'm so important!'. George Carlin: How you doing? It is a crisis of confidence', Crisis of Confidence speech - 1979 , Jon Stewart: "They responded in five seconds", 9-11 first responders, Address to Congress - 2019, Jacinda Ardern: 'They were New Zealanders. 'Oh, I'm so exhausted from traveling all over Europe for the third time this year. Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! Well, where do people think these politicians come from? So let me tell you something. As I say, they're my work, they're my . In this blog post, we'll take a look at some of Carlin's most famous quotes on government. George Carlin: In football, the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by . What's with all the selfies? You know, those posts that pretend to be modest, but really they're just a way of showing off.
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